var contentArray = { 'crapsite' : new Array('svip spews out crap', 'My blog where I spew out crap and act like my audience cares, even if I have no audience. This allows me to work under the presumption that they do care, which allows me to write about anything.'), 'flagland' : new Array('Flagland', 'Flagland is a webcomic starring many current and former nations as they engage each other in wars and other international events, told in a comedical fashion. Great for history buffs, where jokes are very inside.'), 'nobel' : new Array('Nobel', 'An architecture company who needed a backend for their website, which they already had. I did not redesign it, I only rewrote it to incorporate with the new backend, which have since pleased them deeply, as tales tell me.', 'nobel.png'), 'mydata' : new Array('MyData', 'Together with my friend, Kasper Ledet, we built this site from the ground up, complete with backend. He designed the layout, I wrote the code.', 'mydata.png'), 'kbhzen' : new Array('KBHZEN', 'One of my friend has a group where they explore the city of Copenhagen and find interesting location, which they create a photo collection of.', 'kbhzen.png'), 'cantarella' : new Array('Villa Cantarella', 'On this website, people can see the functions and locations of their villa in France, for the purpose of renting it out to customers willing to stage a while in Provence, France.', 'villacantarella.png'), 'weirdo' : new Array('The Weirdo(s)!', 'A webcomic I created way back in 2003 or 2004, I don\'t recall these days. Its main interest was just random ideas I spew out. I have often tried to revive it, but to no success yet. I am horrible at keeping this up! Maybe I am that unoriginal?!'), 'svipped-subtitles' : new Array('Svipped Subtitles', 'An ongoing project with me greating somewhat not standardised subtitles for TV shows, which I believe lack good subtitles. Even if they are in English.'), 'wikipedia-en' : new Array('Wikipedia', 'While you\'re probably well aware what Wikipedia is, I have often contributed to its system, though, not enough personally, to consider myself a hardcore contributor, but you might find an interest in what I edit.'), 'wikipedia-da' : new Array('Wikipedia', 'Danish is my native language, so obviously I check this out as well often. Not as large a contributor as for the English version, but still.'), 'infosphere' : new Array('The Infosphere ', 'The Infosphere is the largest Futurama related wiki. And I say that without doubt. While not entirely mine, I can say without bragging, that I have contributed to most things on that site, either directly or indirectly. Given how it has turned out, I consider this a pride of mine.'), 'peel' : new Array('Planet Express Employee Lounge', 'Let PEEL said what it want about itself, but its long and rich history of non-sense have proven quite fruitful to getting along with strangers. Who the hell am I?'), 'wiktionary-en' : new Array('Wiktionary', 'Just in case, I keep a look out at the Wiktionary, to maybe add some Danish words they might be missing.'), 'deviantart' : new Array('DeviantART', 'I would not claim myself an artist, but occasionally, I make something I feel is pretty. But as with most thing I do, it is not necessarily about the form I am using, but the meaning behind it.'), 'gtaforums' : new Array('GTAForums.com', 'One of the places on the net I\'ve been to for the longest. For me, GTAForums is not so much about Grand Theft Auto any more, but more about community. GTAForums is the largest GTA related forums.'), 'slashdot' : new Array('Slashdot', 'Really, you aren\'t. Reddit and Digg cannot get to them. User contributed content? Who can trust your users. On Slashdot, however, you can trust the users to provide large insight with their comments.') }